Pavement Woe

F*cking wet trousers!

So, I left work today knowing damned-well that the Macworld Expo Keynote was about to begin. ‘Ahh that thin MacBook, ah the iPhone upgrade’ I thought. I’m in the midst of trolling through MacRumours and apple.com but I’ve something more pressing on my mind. Now what could that be? I live in London and participate daily in a rain-sodden walk from the tube to my office, but today was a day like no other, oh no, today the pavement had it in for me. I stepped on at least five paving stones only to have the sodden content beneath squelch up my suit trousers. Up!? How the hell does that happen!? Ken Livingston, pull your finger out. Now I’m off to the dry cleaners… Anyway. On with the show.